Globs the Cannibal

Written by Zachary D. Turner and illustrated by Charles J. MacDonald Globs was a cannibal. He ate other people. Globs lived with a collective of other cannibals, which really shouldn’t have been a sustainable living situation, but I digress. Globs wanted to expand his palette. Snobs, the cannibalette, suggested Tender: an app that pairs you with yummy meat-trolleys you can interview prior to eating. Globs met Lori on Tender. Lori was a meat-trolley dressed up in a pretty painted skin-jacket. She had looked good on the digital display case. Globs introduced himself. One… Read More